here's a sentence that's stuck in my head, ".. the lunatics have taken over the asylum"

i'm sleepy.. and semi-celebratous (drat, where did that come from?) over the fact that after i've pieced together my I&R in a passably coherent manner, i can finally say GOOD RIDDANCE to PW!! woots. and go back to bed! double woots!

so, why am i sleepy? because i have never slept sooooo much in my entire life. serious. seventeen hours straight from 7pm on tuesday to noon on wednesday! followed by a half an hour break for lunch, and another 6 hours in the afternoon! try and beat that! hah! ..all because of a mysterious (ok maybe not so mysterious, i think it's thanks to the flu jab) bout of fever from which my mum derived much joy and entertainment. because she claims i was so feverish i was muttering gibberish. like the following incident which she related to janell over the phone:

(mum comes into my room, nudges me)
mum: hey you wanna get up and have a glass of water?
me: no, i'm not thirsty, i drank some already..
mum: really? when?
me: i went to the fridge just now
mum: ok.. and what did you drink?
me: the carton of soy milk
mum: are you sure? do you mean the honey dew juice? or maybe the carton of florida's natuaral grapefruit?
me: the soy milk.. aiyah. i drank it already lah. not thirsty (rolls over)

obviously, there is no trace of any soy milk in the fridge. not because i actually did drink it, but because it never existed. darn. i cant even lie properly in my sleep. ( i will refrain from saying it is thru no fault of my bed which is perfectly springy and comfy :} )

the funny thing is i distinctly remember seeing myself lug a carton of nutrisoy from the fridge and guzzling it all in one go.. hmm.

OII ARE YOU LISTENING MR/MS NUTRISOY? don't you think i deserve at least a lifetime's supply of your fabulous, uh.. dreamy soy milk? i'll sell you my dream sequence or something :)

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kal found out that i am a song sung by Yoko Ono. i read the lyrics... and i'm really really really sorry about this, but my first reaction was to laugh.
hey at least i'm honest alright?
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Labels: incoherence

go to, then; your considerate stone.
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